Wang Ergou picked up his hoe and rushed to the entrance of the village.
On the small square in front of the village where copper coins, silver coins and gold coins are dried, there are a lot of ferocious and domineering mounts.
The horse has eight limbs, waving two giant claws and two big eyes.
The soldiers were majestic, holding a divine object with various pictures in their left hand and a board full of small squares in their right hand. They pressed it a few times from time to time and made a terrible sound of crackling.
On the back of the largest horse sat a middle-aged fat man with two maids behind him, one rubbing his shoulders and the other feeding wine.
Wang Ergou gets angry when he sees it.
Why do we have to wait for the Oracle, but you can enjoy it so much?!
The dead man saw the soldiers expel all the villagers. He raised his eyelids and raised his voice. "I am Wang Jianhao, the Minister of Taxation of the maritime department under the Empire. The Royal Highness is coming, and the whole country is celebrating. We must give up 70% of the harvest this year to celebrate the royal highness of the princess."
As soon as he said this, he was at a loss.
Village head Wang Yunxi boldly asked, "my Lord, why does the ocean department come to the mountain to collect taxes?"
Wang Jianhao was so arrogant that he snorted coldly, "IQ tax! Collect according to the head!"
Erya angrily asked, "hum! What if you don''t pay?"
Wang Jianhao glanced at Erya, sneered and waved: "come on! Pull down the signature and send her to be the anchor!"
Erya cried and struggled, but she couldn''t withstand the soldiers who shouted "finish rolling and finish work" and "Grass Mud Horse" after all. They were forced to press their fingerprints on a contract.
“biu！”
A kitchen knife suddenly flew into the air and gouged out Wang Jianhao''s neck.
The kitchen knife was as fast as lightning, but in mid air, it was waved by the mount and crushed with a pair of pliers.
Wang Jianhao''s expression remained unchanged. He glanced at Da Ya who threw out the kitchen knife and waved again.
"Attack the imperial commander, the crime is even worse! Take her and send her to meiwai to be a model!"
"You dare!"
Erya''s father rushed up with a roar and hit the soldiers upside down.
However, Wang Jianhao just silently recited two incantations, and a word "water" dropped suddenly in the sky, setting Erya''s father in place.
"Overestimate your strength!"
Disdaining cold hum, the dead fat man pondered for a moment and finally made a judgment.
"It''s a terrible crime to hurt the navy of our marine department! Well... Send him to the starting point and punish him to write online articles!"
A large family was taken away in succession, and the villagers were hit hard and trembled with fear.
Although it is not clear what terrible punishment the anchor, model and writing online articles are, we all know that they must be extremely terrible.
Wang Jianhao glanced at the trembling villagers and laughed wildly.
"I see who dares not to hand it in!"
Wang Ergou was so angry that he silently used his skills and planned to kill the dog official and eliminate harm for the people.
However, at this moment, suddenly a man with Swertia head and mouse jumped out of the queue, knelt down in front of the battle and kowtowed desperately.
"My Lord, my Lord!"
The navy was about to take the man down, but Wang Jianhao waved his hand and said, "let him say."
The man looked up, stared at a pair of blood red eyes and cried.
"My Lord, we grass people in the mountains are stupid and stupid. We work hard to grow a crop and only have three or five hundred copper coins, which is not enough for our family. If you take it all, how many bites should you have? That person is different!"
The red eyed man suddenly pointed to Wang Ergou in the crowd, gnashing his teeth and shouting hysterically.
"He doesn''t work hard at all, but the crops grow and are all gold! You just need to take him back to the city and give him to the princess, and there will be a steady stream of gold. Isn''t it better than taking a few copper coins from us?"
Village head Wang Yun beat his chest and feet with joy.
"Hey! You live in the same village and are also a farmer. How can you do this? Even if the two dogs are taken away, you can''t grow gold. Why do you have to be that villain!"
The man''s eyes became more and more red. Without any shame, he raised his arms and shouted.
"Why can we work hard to grow copper, but two dogs can easily grow gold?
He didn''t say it when he asked him. He just said some bullshit about thinking hard and practicing hard. He asked him to reward a gold coin to taste it, and then looked at people with that kind of eyes
Anyway, I haven''t liked him for a long time!
If one or two dogs die, we''ll all have a few more acres of land. Even if we can''t grow gold, it''s good to collect more copper plates. Do you think that''s the reason? "
"Yes!"
Some villagers suddenly realized it and stood up one after another to prove: "adult, two dogs really can grow gold!"
"I hide in the grass and stare at him every day. He often violates the rules and reads some driving spells!"
"Yes, yes, there is a big tree called piracy on the top of the mountain. I often hide on it and peek. If I occasionally find a problem, I come down to pick one and taste it. It''s really wrong!"
Wang Ergou was suddenly stabbed on his back. He was so angry that his skills poured back and vomited boiling blood. Unexpectedly, he was autistic.
"What a wonder!"
Wang Jianhao was overjoyed and waved.
"Come on, take that boy down! Be careful, don''t hurt him!"
Wang Ergou lifted his arm and wanted to lock people, but he found that he couldn''t lift his strength at all. He was suddenly as if he were dead.
"Dog!"
Erya saw the tragedy of the two dogs. She cried bitterly and struggled hard, but she was patted on her head by the soldiers beside her with weapons. Her forehead was bleeding and fainted.
Wang Ergou''s eyes were about to crack. He stared at the soldier, clenched his teeth and vowed, "rat, I will kill you!"
The soldier laughed wildly: "Grandpa, do you change your name, sit or change your name, Zhu and Ji Ke, waiting for you to kill!"
……
The flower fields were destroyed and the crops were harvested. Wang Ergou and others were detained in the prison car and separated from the mountain village at noon.
In the face of a group of eight clawed monsters, the usual terrible black fog shrank aside like fear.
Something seemed to be moving in the black fog, emitting an extremely terrible smell.
Wang Jianhao did not panic and bowed.
"My Ocean Department is in charge of the imperial princess''s imperial edict. I haven''t lacked your sacrifice, so please retreat!"
A moment later, a rustle gradually went away and the road became quiet.
Erya''s father was shocked: "is the offering so useful?"
Wang Jianhao disdained to look back: "do you think anyone is qualified to worship sacred animals? You and other Dalits, a leek, work at ease and save your wallet!"
Wang Ergou ignored others, gently wiped the blood on her forehead for Erya, looked carefully for a moment, and took a breath of Panasonic.
"It''s not a big problem. The wound has healed and there are only three white lines left."
Erya opened her blue eyes and asked affectionately, "dog, when will you have a baby with me?!"
"Hum!"
Big Ya snorted coldly. Don''t turn your head. You can''t see it and don''t bother your heart.
……
The beast mount looked clumsy, but in fact it was very fast and rampant. It was just a trance of Kung Fu, so it rushed into a big city.
Wang Ergou was very curious about what the capital looked like. He tried to open his eyes, but he couldn''t see anything clearly.
I just feel like a dream and there is light everywhere.
Before long, a magnificent palace appeared.
The palace was built on the mountain. On the top of the mountain stood a statue, whose head was hidden in the clouds.
Somehow, the closer to the statue, the more restless the two dogs were, and a kind of emotion was about to burst out.
However, after entering the palace, the mood quickly disappeared and was replaced by a dizzying novelty.
One beautiful dress after another greeted everyone at the door.
Food and fruit with all kinds of aromas run around.
A group of finger sized elves chased after them to clean up.
The messy animals sang messy songs.
The fountain of fine wine has been gushing to the ceiling, flowing wantonly over the heads of people, but it doesn''t drip.
There was no throne in the palace, and in the center stood a huge mirror.
Facing the mirror, Wang Ergou and others did not see themselves, but saw a girl walking slowly.
Wearing a crown, wearing rosy clouds, black hair like a waterfall and eyes like stars.
Wang Ergou is a little distracted.
Crab God is on, your believers suddenly want to have a baby
"Welcome your royal highness!"
Wang Jianhao fell to his knees and shouted wildly.
"Get up!"
Her Highness stopped in front of the mirror and looked curiously through the mirror to look at the four people who were in custody.
"Are they criminals?"
"Well, the other three are, that boy is a gift prepared by a villain for you!"
Your highness looks very interested.
"What would he do?"
"He can plant gold easily!"
The princess laughed: "I''m rich and I don''t lack gold... Well, just stay and relieve my boredom!"
"No!"
Daya Erya also objected: "give us back the two dogs!"
The princess glanced at them and suddenly said, "I don''t like them. Go and distribute them to the broken settled in the city as wives. Don''t let them appear in front of me again."
Hearing such a hair match, Daya Erya turned white. She didn''t know where to surge a force. Suddenly she broke free her shackles and rushed out of the palace madly.
The soldiers were beaten down and watched the two little girls fight out of the siege.
"Dog, you wait for me, and I will get you out!"
A bloody oath came from the distance, and Wang Ergou was stunned.
Guys, you''re so good. Why don''t you just take me away now?!
Is it a strategic counsellor who knows he can''t defeat the princess?
Time flies, in the blink of an eye, half a year later.
Wang Ergou did not know what strange things had happened. In a rather baffling way, he became a prince of consort and was about to marry his royal highness.
"Dog son, dog son, look, is this wedding dress beautiful?"
Wang Ergou raised his eyes and said lazily, "nice..."
At this time, Wang Ergou was very different from when he came.
His weight swelled to 300 kg, he wore gold and silver, lay on a gorgeous bed, stretched out his hands in clothes and opened his mouth in meals.
The princess suddenly looked shy: "after the wedding, we can pass on your blood..."
Wang Ergou raised his head and looked down - very sad. He only saw a big belly.
"Hey! I''ll have to work hard for you then. I''m powerless..."
"Never mind, I can!"
The princess jumped and nodded, looking forward to it.
When the atmosphere was warm, a dumpling came into the door, and the opening of the dumpling skin was opened. "Great things are not going on, Princess highness! All the empires in the vicinity have declared war on us!"
What is the reason for her royal highness?
"The legend of the son-in-law has spread all over the world. They come to rob the son-in-law! And the anchor rebels and model rebels led by Daya and Erya are rapidly approaching the king''s city!"
Her royal highness was calm and murderous.
"Order general Gong to lead the army to put down the rebellion! As for those coming curfews... It''s just right for me to catch them all!"
"Hey, why are you doing this?"
Wang Ergou turned over hard and sat up with a sigh of disappointment.
"A woman like me will only bring you trouble and make you restless. Why don''t you give me to the rebels and let me die in their hands!"
"There''s no peace?!"
Her royal highness looked suspiciously at Wang Er dog and frowned.
After smacking for a long time, he suddenly asked, "do you think the palace is too cold and busy and like more people?"
"Ah?!"
Wang Ergou was stunned and smiled: "I''m all right, I''m all right..."
"No!"
Her royal highness threw away the wedding dress, and BIU appeared in battle armor, carrying a golden hammer.
"You can only be mine. Let bygones be bygones. Nobody is allowed to touch it in the future! If you dare to touch it, your legs will be discounted!"
As soon as the two dogs shrunk their necks, they whispered, "I planted half of the Treasury..."
"You can count how much you plant! I only want your people, not your coins!"
Well, I can''t talk.
Wang Ergou lay back lazily and raised the empty glass. A wisp of wine immediately fell from the ceiling and filled the glass.
Two glasses of wine were slightly drunk, and there was a rumbling fight outside.
Wang Ergou sighed wistfully.
Hey!
Why am I so useless?
Shouldn''t it?
I am obviously the descendant of the brave and have the blood of the sun
Why do you always feel like you''re being suppressed?
"Because in reality, you are too aggressive and aggressive, so in your dream, you prefer to be lazy and watch how everything happens."
Who?!
Wang Ergou was startled and bounced up like a ball.
"Come back to the mountain."
who are you?!
The sound disappeared, but a strong call rose from the two dogs'' hearts.
Well, then go and have a look?
Step by step, he came to the back mountain, climbed hundreds of steps, and a towering statue appeared in front of him.
Looking up, I couldn''t see the waist of the statue at all, but somehow, Wang Ergou felt that the statue was looking down at himself.
There was a door at the foot of the statue. As soon as he gritted his teeth, Wang Ergou stepped into the inside of the statue.
Boom!
In an instant, Wang Ergou''s soul was pulled away and jumped up rapidly. In the blink of an eye, he came to the head of the statue and looked down at the strange continent from a very wonderful perspective.
In the south, the women''s army led by Daya Erya is fighting with the sailors of the marine department.
In the East, there are four flags, bell, secret, just and stay. The four gods are constantly attacking and cutting. Where they pass, some fall and others rebel, making a pot of paste.
In the west, black fog and Yin trumpets are constantly invading the hinterland of the Empire.
In the middle, numerous forces, large and small, surrounded flower fields and beat dogs all over the ground.
Look carefully, those flower fields are planted by Wang Ergou?!
In the north, the two armies face each other.
Her royal highness carries an exaggerated golden hammer, and the general opposite is a young man with a claw and a long red hair, floating in the air, like a burning flame.
"Who is it?"
"White horse and silver gun, Lin Pingzhi!"
Wang Ergou only felt inexplicably funny, but he felt vaguely that he still had some shortcomings.
What''s missing?!
The two dogs suddenly looked up at the sky.
The Star River is brilliant, with several virtual shadows floating and sinking in the starlight.
Just as I was about to distinguish carefully, a loud bell suddenly sounded in my ear.
"Since you don''t want to participate, you can''t have the next dream!"
"Leave you!"
A roar pulled Wang Yan back to reality.
Hoo Hoo!
Suddenly he turned over and sat up. Wang Dashao gasped and bleated for a long time. Suddenly he couldn''t help laughing wildly.
Hahaha... Hahaha!
Broken dreams are really funny!
In the [Note 1] of the card, it is clearly written——
[on that day, you will surely pull a heterosexual into a dream, and your two minds will jointly interfere with and correct the dream]
But what actually?!
There are at least 7 heterosexuals in the broken dream!
Wang Yan couldn''t even tell who was pulled into the dream and who was just the projection of consciousness.
Zhennima mess!
So strictly speaking, this is not my dream at all, but their common dream?!
No wonder my brother was in a muddle and played soy sauce all the time
But I don''t know what the true face of this dream is from their point of view?
Wang Yan was very curious. A thousand and one questions echoed in his head. He wanted to immediately pick up someone to inquire about.
Erya is Nawu. She didn''t run away, but is she in a dream?!
Her royal highness is very much like He Miaomiao, but not quite right...
Lin Weiwei... Ha ha!
Wang Yan couldn''t help laughing. He immediately picked up his mobile phone and sent her a wechat.
"White! Horse! Silver! Gun! Lin! Ping! Zhi!"
"SA! Lang! Hey! Yo! You are the most handsome!"
After the molestation, as soon as the mobile phone was thrown away, Wang Yan fell into endless confusion again.
Broken dreams are born under the joint action of everyone, so they must be revealed.
But what does it reveal?
How to understand?!
The superficial representation is the competition for money interests. Although Wang Ergou has no sense of existence, it is the core of the whole dream.
This has something to do with Wang Dashao''s inflated narcissism.
But the deep content is completely the reflection of everyone''s subconscious mind, which can make the dream generally balanced and logical.
That''s amazing.
Amazing
Unable to understand, Wang Dashao suddenly remembered his 300 kg "special form" and burst into laughter.
"Forget it, don''t think so much. Let''s see what rewards are strengthened!"
Turn your eyes to the system panel, with a few lines of large gold characters floating on it.
[you seem incompetent, but in fact, it means that no one can figure you out]
[in this rare dream, only your image is forged by everyone]
[you become a clay puppet, and the whole scene is strongly suppressed or even cleared in advance because your image has an extremely violent conflict in everyone''s subconscious mind]
[therefore, you gain a special enhancement]
[fragment of temperament - ethereal wind]