"Hello everyone!!


    Guess who graduated from the hospital?


    Come on, it''s easy, or do you give up? Well, I guess I''ll have to tell you.


    That''s right!!!


    IT''S ME!!!


    Look at me, world, ''cause I came for ya!


    ROAR!!! (burp)


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    That milk was delicious...


    I might have never drunk alcohol (I think?), but this milk must be as good as it gets, to give me so much energy (hyperactivity). But back to the main topic, my new family lives in a very nice house, and you could even say I''m living the dream life everyone wants, where I don''t have to work or study, they feed me, bathe me, and change me without me having to move a muscle. But if I let myself be spoiled by the wonders of being a baby, reality will give me a good smack when I grow up.


    That''s why I''ve been exercising my control over this small and soft body to get used to things like moving smoothly.


    Oops!!


    (''WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, PLEASE WAIT A MOMENT'')


    Ahem...


    I had to powder my nose for a moment...


    What?


    Isn''t a baby free to go out politely (in his mother''s arms) to powder his nose?


    I want you to know that I have my rights, and I intend to make full use of them, you hear me, buddy?


    Wait...


    No!!


    Stop talking to myself, to myself!


    Focus, breathe, inhale and exhale, focus your mind on something that allows you to concentrate, the milk (delicious), the nap (I''m sleepy), the toy truck they bought me (KILL).


    THAT''S IT, IT MUST DIE!!!


    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


    Ah...


    Dad came and took it from me with a very tired expression on his face.


    Tch... You''re safe for now, but eventually I''ll catch you, and you''ll die in my hands.


    Back to the main topic, I''ve only had one real concern since I arrived. It''s like a strange sense of danger, as if a sixth sense woke up and screamed at me:


    What are you doing lying there sleeping!?


    Get up and run for your life!


    Or something like that, I think?


    The point is that tonight I finally understood the reason for that warning when I saw a black silhouette merge with my mother, who suddenly started to convulse slightly and then looked in the mirror with a smile I had never seen her make...


    Yeah...


    This changed genres way too fast, didn''t it?!


    Someone, anyone, help!!!


    But the screams of my soul wouldn''t reach anyone that night."