"Hello everyone!


    It''s me, your favorite protagonist!!!


    Or at least, I''m in the top 10 (I want to believe), but leaving aside that much-needed evasion of reality, let''s pick up the story where we left off: ''On a dark and stormy night, a kind and elegant mother, accompanied by her handsome and charismatic son (a baby), was attacked by a mysterious shadow that took control of the mother''s body. Now, everything falls into the hands of a diaper-clad hero to save the day from this evil and unknown threat.''


    HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT???


    So, taking advantage of my extensive knowledge of situations where a protagonist is cornered, three options came to mind to get out of this:


    Fight and show who''s boss (impossible).


    Run away to fight another day (impossible, I''m a baby).


    Throw away your dignity, beg, and play dead hoping to survive (feasible). ''OPTION 3 HAS BEEN SELECTED'' ''IT''S SUPER EFFECTIVE!'' ''YOU''VE BEEN IGNORED!'' And that''s how the weak survive in this fierce jungle (home), although... What is that thing doing now, you ask? Well... After tricking her (being ignored), she walked to the mirror again and proceeded to undress, even with me, a man (baby), present, and then began to play with her body in my presence (I repeat, I''m a baby). I''m not sure what she''s saying, but my expert opinion is that... SHE''S JUST MASTURBATING!!! THANKS A LOT FOR THE VIEW!!! Wait! This is not the time for that, me! But... There''s something about this situation that feels very familiar... Almost as if I had... Ahh AHH! WAIT A SECOND! I know this situation! Maybe I don''t remember many things right now, but I do remember some, or at least enough to have hope of retaining my identity. Although they are not very important things, and I could have perfectly forgotten them, like burning ''my bible of black feathers that dance in the wind'' or ''that ballet class'' that I took by mistake, and among those memories is that of a ''depressing erotic novel.'' If I remember correctly, it was a novel that covered all kinds of perverted themes in a dark and depressing context in omnibus format, and here''s the important thing: one of those episodes describes exactly this situation! Which means... AM I IN THE WORLD OF A NOVEL?!" S~ea??h the N?velFire.nёt website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.