"I had forgotten this woman had a kid!!


    Damn, this complicates things, and anyway, what''s that brat doing?


    Why is he doing the thinker pose with such a serious expression?


    Did he poop his diaper or something?


    Well, I just have to check and see if he''s got something in there... (slap)


    Huh...


    Did he just slap my hand?


    YOU BRAT!!!


    TAKE OFF THAT DIAPER!!


    (slap)


    (slap)


    (punch)


    What''s with this resistance to taking off a damn diaper?!


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    And what''s worse is that he keeps that pure expression of concentration while staring into space!!


    What the hell?!


    ["one hour later"]


    FINALLY, I GOT IT OFF


    That bastard put up a lot of resistance, but I won


    Hahahaha!!


    WAIT


    Why the hell did I do all this?!


    And this diaper is clean!!


    AHH!!


    Whatever...


    At least he let me put the diaper on without any problems, and thanks to all the ecstasy I gave this body last night, I was able to access her memories and abilities, so changing a diaper is no problem.


    Tch...


    There was the cell phone...


    Haaa... I can''t believe it was in the pants I tore off, this isn''t the kind of morning I expected after winning this body, and all because of a brat in diapers...


    (Growl!)


    So, you''re hungry too, huh?


    Well, fine, I may hate your parents, but I''m not trash enough to leave a baby alone, no matter how weird he is.


    And so, I spent the day observing the baby''s strange behavior (still naked). He spent it crawling around with that silly expression still on his face, so I had to keep him from bumping into or hitting anything. Then he hit his foot on a toy truck on the floor while I wasn''t looking, and his expression finally changed to one dominated by anger, which I''ve never seen a baby make, only to change abruptly as if he had gotten rid of all his worries, only to start lazing around like a bum who comes home after a hard day''s work.


    I don''t understand what the hell happened?


    Well, whatever, the point is that after that he became more friendly, and we ended up watching action movies on the couch.


    No, why the hell can you watch an action movie?!


    And hey, those are my sunglasses?!


    Haaa...


    Tch... you''re really a pain in the ass, but...


    This situation doesn''t feel so bad."