"And since then, 2 weeks have passed!!How do I know?
I''VE BEEN COUNTING THE TIME!!
Although, well, in this place where time flows differently, I could be wrong.During this time, I learned a lot about how things work around here, thanks to Tanya.
IT TURNS OUT THAT THIS WHOLE WORLD WAS CREATED BY SOME KIND OF CLOWN!!
Besides that, he controls everyone who enters here, forcing them to act like puppets until they go crazy.
So why didn''t it work on me?Well, maybe Echidna is doing something, I mean, she hasn''t come out this whole time, although I can still feel her.
BY THE WAY, ACCORDING TO MY REAL-WORLD CLOCK, IT''S 5:55 AM OUT THERE!!
I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE!!
Originally, Tanya and I made a plan where we would wait for him to call Tanya for the "common sense test" segment, and then attack him off guard with my pan.
Isn''t it dangerous?To some extent, yes, but after a lot of research, it was discovered that this clown only seemed invincible by having control over everyone in this world, and that''s where I come in!! With my immunity, I''ll attack that guy off guard and save the day!!But... As much as we waited... It didn''t start...What is that clown playing at?!
"Haa... Well... There''s nothing else to do but wait."
"That''s right... Slurp, slurp (slap)"
"STOP LICKING MY FEET!!"
"Forgive this bad girl, woof!!"
And as you may have noticed, I''ve been staying in Tanya''s dressing room during this time, but this is like dealing with a sane (more or less) version of Sara.
Apparently, before I arrived, she used to bathe in the urine of others, eat "certain" male fluid, and masturbate angrily every day, so the first thing I did was force her to bathe, feed her the food in the kitchen, and give her a massage to calm her down.
But since then, she has behaved like some kind of dog... Haa... Well, it''s okay... I can handle it.
And believe it or not, even with everything I''ve said, Tanya is still one of the luckiest ones.
I mean, here there are people who don''t even keep their original names.
An example of this is a mother and her son (both naked) that I met in the hallway, and apparently the mother was called "old cow" while the child is called "dick shot".
Neither of them thinks their name is weird, but according to Tanya, the clown was so amused to see a big-breasted mother having relations with her son that he changed their names, and they have been called that ever since.And like them, there are many other similar examples...
(RUMBLE!!!!)
"Is it shaking?!"
"This has never happened before, woof?!"
AND OUT OF NOWHERE, THE WHOLE SPACE BEGAN TO SHAKE AND FRAGMENT!! WHAT''S HAPPENING?! Sёar?h the n?vel_Fire.ηet website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.
<"There you are, it''s time to go.">
"Echidna!!"
<"Ohh, while I wasn''t watching you, it seems you got another concubine, not bad.">
"DON''T COME AT ME WITH THAT!! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?!"
"Hey, who are you talking to?! And do you know what''s happening?!"
"One second, please!"
Tanya was demanding an explanation, but sadly, I need one too!!
<"Didn''t I tell you that if you were in danger, I would try to fix it?">
"Isn''t it a little late?!"
<"There were complications in the process, and this annoying time lag only delayed things.">
"So... What''s going to happen?"
<"Well, everyone will return from where they were kidnapped.">
"Ohh... Is that all?"
<"If you''re going to say goodbye, say it now, because this illusory world is about to crumble.">
Although I was hoping for a calmer farewell and all that, I guess there''s no other choice... I feel a little sad, to be honest... But I was already mentally prepared for the goodbye.
"I''m sorry, but this is where we part!!"
"Ehh... What are you?!"
"Thanks for everything during this time!!"
"Wait...!!!"
"See you soon!!"
And with those words, everything went dark.