But ignoring the fact of the mysterious disappearance of that professor (pedophile) who tried to sexually harass me and whom nobody seems to care about.


    It''s time to get back to what matters to all of us (mainly to me), and that is, drumroll please...


    (Ropoponpon)


    The friendship options!!


    That''s right, believe it or not, there are still people like me who meet the necessary criteria to be considered a "normal" friend. Let''s talk about those people who shouldn''t have any problems being friends without considering me a rival or romantic interest.


    My first options would be those known as the "princesses." They are a group of girls from different grades and courses of great beauty, demeanor, and who attend Carmilla Academy.


    Actually, none of them call themselves that, as it''s a nickname given by the other students born from their admiration and love for this group.


    So that leaves the question: do they meet the previously established requirements?


    First: are they popular enough not to be intimidated by jealousy?


    Answer = yes


    Second: do they not have a strange rivalry with me?


    Answer = yes!


    Third: are they relatively "normal" without being some reincarnation of God or evil schemers?


    Answer = Yes again!!


    They meet all the criteria!!


    It''s perfect!!


    Originally, I couldn''t approach any woman without the pressure that Mom (possessed) might kill me while saying something like: "If I can''t have you, no one will!!"


    But as if by a miracle, she gave me permission to make "friends" with women!!


    Although she really seemed to be suffering when she said that (she vomited blood), so I''ll try to give her some time before doing something like interacting so friendly with other girls until she calms down.


    So with that option being postponed for now, that leaves us with the second most feasible one, and that is a classmate sitting in the back right next to the window.


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    Well, prepare to be surprised, his name is Ken!!


    He has an average appearance, average grades, and an average reputation.


    Even his hairstyle is generic!!


    Truly the definition of an NPC, and before you ask how he meets the previous requirements, well, that''s actually simple. Even with everything I said about him, the reality is that he does excel in the physical realm, even if it doesn''t seem like it, and he''s so common that he can literally be forgotten from the collective imagination if you don''t pay attention to him.


    In fact, that''s why it took me so long to notice him...


    Besides, Echidna didn''t notice anything strange about him!!


    I can''t pass up this opportunity, so with all the confidence and gentleness in the world, I went to make a friend...


    And then I was brutally rejected while he fled from me as if I were a monster... What the hell...?