?Chapter 66: Chapter 66 Lolita Kidnapping Guidebook_1 Chapter 66: Chapter 66 Lolita Kidnapping Guidebook_1 [“Brother Luo Xi, is this thing useful?”]


    [Little Aina doesn’t understand why you, Traveler, suddenly acquired such a big iron shell.]


    [You say, “We’ll talk about whether it’s useful later, first let’s figure out how to get this thing back home.”]


    [“Luo Xi, come help move this stuff.”]


    [Traveler, you heard Cat Cat calling you.]


    [The old man gently smiled and said, “It’s fine, you go ahead, I’ll ask a few people to move the armor outside the door first.”]


    [Traveler, you walked over to the counter and noticed a box on the ground filled with all kinds of goods.]


    [Wei’er put down a package, got up and tidied her cascading snow-white hair, then turned to look at you and said, “Luo Xi, what weapons can you use? You can pick any one you like in the workshop, as long as it doesn’t exceed two gold coins.”]


    Weapons?


    Luo Xi hadn’t thought about what weapon he should use.


    Ever since becoming a so-called Mutant Patient, in the game, he had always fought others with his fists. Moreover, as someone who grew up in a peaceful era and a college student, he didn’t know how to use swords and blades.


    But he was also curious about what weapons were like in the Dream world.


    So just pick any randomly.


    [Traveler, having heard what Cat Cat said, you went to the workshop’s shelves and chose an eight-forged steel machete valued at 1.8 gold coins.]


    [Eight-forged steel machete]


    [Quality: Green (Excellent)]


    [Category: Common weapons]


    [Attributes: Damage +10—300 (Different damage bonuses are obtained depending on which body part is hit)]


    [Description: This is the meticulous work of a blacksmith, capable of beheading an enemy’s dog head with a single chop; under great strength, miracles are sure to happen!]


    [Wei’er glanced at you and said irritably, “You really know how to pick, remember, you now owe me two more gold coins.”]


    [Traveler, you convey that being in bigger debt isn’t a concern; the problem isn’t serious anyway.]


    [“Alright, we’ve bought enough stuff for now, let’s head back. Uncle Bear, we’re leaving.”]


    [“Take care, welcome to come again.”]


    [Traveler, you stopped Cat Cat and said, “Wait, I also have something else to take back.”]


    [Wei’er was startled, “What thing?”] S~ea??h the Novёl?ire.n(e)t website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.


    [Then the young girl saw the scene of the three-meter-high giant armor, which five people were slowly pushing out of the depths of the workshop on a four-wheeled low bed cart.]


    [Wei’er looked astounded, “Don’t tell me, that’s the thing you want to take back? How much did you buy it for? No way, you meow have money?”]


    [Aina spoke softly, “Sister Wei’er, that was given to Brother Luo Xi by the old gentleman.”]


    [“The old gentleman?”]


    [Lek was also somewhat surprised, he laughed and said, “That thing has been sitting in the workshop for several years, I didn’t expect Alte, the workshop master, to actually be willing to give it away. Although it can’t move, taking it back home and using it to scare people might be quite nice.”]


    [Cat Cat was speechless, not knowing what use this thing would be when brought back home, and besides, wasn’t the plan to beat a hasty retreat tomorrow?]


    [“Forget it, let’s move on, you deal with this thing yourself.”]


    [Traveler, Wei’er and Aina carried the box together, while you alone dragged the giant armor placed on the sled, leaving the Deep Alley Workshop in the snowy wind.]


    …..


    After Luo Xi and the others left, the female instructor and the old man looked at their figures in the snowy wind.


    “Master Alte, why did you give that to him? That was your earliest work, as I recall you said you wanted to keep it as a memento. Even if you were short of money recently and wanted to sell it, you had mentioned planning to sell it for at least 500 gold coins.”


    “Because I truly heard a faint voice.”


    The old man smiled benevolently, “Flawless pure Essence can endow non-life with spirit, which is also why the same standard equipment can improve or degrade in quality over time with the user’s frequent use.”


    “Although that powered armor has not yet birthed a soul, the years it had spent accompanying several masters to war have also imbued it with a trace of spirit. This trace of spirit can’t bear to stay in a forgotten corner collecting dust, so it begged me, its creator.”


    The female instructor asked curiously, “What did it beg for?”


    The old man’s smile faded, and he slowly said, “It said it wanted to perish in the most brilliant blaze of glory.”


    …..


    [You are in the middle of hauling goods···]


    [Would you like to speed up?]


    [Yes] x30.


    [Ten minutes later, you finally dragged that heavy thing back under Wei’er’s place, where the two beast-eared lolitas had already returned home.]


    [But how are you going to get this thing upstairs?]


    [You fell into deep thought.]


    [Why not try stowing it in the Dreamworld Pack?]


    [Traveler, you are attempting to collect armor.]


    [Ding! Collection failed, insufficient space in the Dreamworld Pack.]


    Luo Xi: “…”


    Speaking of which, this Dreamworld Pack really is too small, with just one cubic meter of space that can’t fit anything slightly bigger.


    Is there a way to upgrade it?


    [Friendly Reminder: Upgrading the Dreamworld Pack to lv2 requires 1,000 pounds of Essence Crystals.]


    Essence Crystals?


    Cat Cat seemed to have said that a pound of Essence Crystal is worth 10 gold coins…


    Fxxk, is this thing really such a gold digger?


    Would the purified Essence on that magic wand work?


    As the idea popped into his head, the text appeared on the screen at the same time.


    [Traveler, do you want to use the purified Essence on the ‘Dreamwander Staff’ to upgrade your Dreamworld Pack? Upgradable to LV2: 3x3x3, estimated to consume half of the high-energy Yuan Su contained in the purified Essence.]


    [Yes/No]


    [Friendly Reminder: If you choose to perform the upgrade in this manner, the quality and attributes of the Dreamwander Staff will decrease or become damaged.]


    Luo Xi hesitated for a moment.


    He wasn’t a Skill Practitioner and couldn’t use that wand for now, so it might as well be converted into strength.


    [Yes]


    [Upgrading…]


    [Traveler, your Dreamworld Pack has been upgraded to Lv2: 3x3x3. The next upgrade will require 10,000 pounds of Essence Crystals.]


    [Note: Poor beggar Traveler, don’t whale anymore, you can’t afford this thing.]


    [Ding! Your Dreamwander Staff’s attribute bonuses have decreased.]


    [At that moment, Wei’er called out to you from upstairs, “What are you spacing out for down there, you dummy?”]


    [Aina also popped her head out and shouted, “Brother Luo Xi, hurry up and come up!”]


    [Traveler, you looked around at your surroundings, realizing there was no one nearby; everyone probably went back home to escape the cold.]


    [Do you want to store the [Essence Power Armor – Prototype] in your Dreamworld Pack?]


    [Yes]


    [Under the shocked gaze of Cat Cat and Little Wolf Girl, the colossal armor transformed into a streak of light and vanished into your hand.]


    [Ding! Wei’er’s Shock Value towards you +50]


    [Ding! Aina’s Shock Value towards you +50]


    [Traveler, you nonchalantly went upstairs, taking in Wei’er and Aina’s shocked and astonished gazes, and calmly said, “I’ve told you, it can fit as much as there is. By the way, is there a place here for me to store that armor?”]


    [Ding! Your Happiness Level +10]


    [Note: Pathetic Traveler, there’s no use showing off in front of two cute beast-eared lolitas.]


    [Wei’er replied somewhat helplessly, “Later, just lay that thing down sideways on the living room floor.”]


    [Aina clapped her hands together cheerfully and exclaimed, “Brother Luo Xi is so awesome! Does this mean we could be merchants in the future, storing goods inside Brother Luo Xi’s pack, then travel everywhere to sell them for profits from the price differences between cities? We could make a lot of money! Aina heard that spices from the Da Yan Empire in the east could sell for at least a hundred times their price here!”]


    Luo Xi: “…”


    Good grief, an Otherworld version of ‘Spice and Wolf’?


    But if I really could travel all around this world, I could write a travelogue; if it’s released as a book, it might just become a bestseller.


    [Note: Wretched Traveler, how about naming the travelogue, ‘The Lolita Kidnapping Guide Manual’?]


    Luo Xi: “o(▼皿▼メ;)o!”