?Chapter 81: Chapter 80 What is Loli-con Uncle? _1 Chapter 81: Chapter 80 What is Loli-con Uncle? _1 Luo Xi took a deep breath, forcing himself to calm down.
He asked, “Are you living here now, bro? And what place is this?”
“It’s the backyard of an inn. I was in my room and heard the excitement outside, so I turned on the synchronization module to check it out, and just happened to run into you guys.”
As the young man spoke, he suddenly remembered something and burst out angrily, “Brother Jiuge, you have no idea how ridiculous the real estate prices are here. Even in the outermost ring, it costs twenty gold coins per square meter. Don’t even mention the inner areas. When you convert it, it’s even more expensive than my family’s villa.”
“Right, are you in a synchronized state now? How much time do you have left? Can you see my face clearly? Damn it. Those gamblers in the casinos couldn’t handle me winning and played dirty tricks on me, causing the City Guards to beat me up, and they almost swelled up my face.”
Luo Xi: “…”
This guy must be a chatterbox in real life too!
How come he hasn’t stopped talking since he started?
He glanced at the young man’s face.
Not bad, quite a handsome lad. He must be a scumbag-level playboy in reality. Too bad he has a mouth.
The young man laughed again, “I forgot, we both have a mosaic over our faces. How could you possibly see my face clearly? Anyway, brother, what’s your name? It feels weird to keep calling you Chu Jiuge; you don’t have to tell me your real name, just your surname will do. And I’m really surnamed Chu, with the given name Tian. I won’t tell you where I’m from for now.”
Luo Xi paused before saying, “Luo.”
Chu Tian nodded and said, “Luo? Then hello, Brother Luo. I’ve been wanting to communicate more with you since the day before yesterday, but you were in a hurry to deal with heavy metal smelting, so I didn’t want to disturb you. It’s nice to have this chance today; our fate seems really deep!”
Luo Xi was filled with black lines.
What a bunch of nonsense.
Luo Xi checked his synchronization time.
[Remaining synchronization time: 4 minutes 19 seconds]
He said, “Not much time left.”
Good, once the time is up, I’m out. It definitely won’t be as headache-inducing to read texts through a screen.
“Oh,” said Chu Tian with a hint of regret, “Communicating through text always feels weird, and it always spews out a bunch of embarrassing things that I can’t stop. Damn, I can’t even take them back. Like that time I called you a loli-con, it was because this text acted on its own. I didn’t really want to shout that.”
Luo Xi: “…”
Has this guy ever considered that the reason his texts say those things is because he is exactly that kind of person?
[Note: Garbage Traveler, have you ever considered that you’re still thinking about how to abduct two beast-eared girls is exactly because you are a suspicious loli-con pervert?]
Luo Xi (Fxxk) glared at the text that popped up.
Shut up, damn text. I have zero interest in little brats; how could I be a loli-con!
[Note: So, Dream World is different from the world you, Traveler, are from, eh? The tsundere mature cat-eared ladies and the adorable clingy little wolf-eared girls aren’t tempting?]
Luo Xi suddenly fell into thought.
This text almost seems to have a point?
Wei’er and Aina were both blankly listening to the two men’s conversation.
They’ve been babbling on about some peculiar things since they entered this place.
They had no clue what the two were discussing.
What about the text, the loli-cons, or even heavy metal smelting? What’s all this about?
Can’t they talk in a way that’s understandable?
Aina poked her head out from behind Luo Xi and asked in a soft voice, “Uncle, what is a loli?”
The young man chuckled, “Loli refers to cute girls like you who haven’t grown up yet.”
“Then what is a loli-con?”
“That’s someone who likes immature girls like you. But someone like your uncle… I mean, me as an older brother, I prefer the mature ones, preferably the skilled widows who know every trick in the book.”
The Little Wolf Girl blinked innocently, “So is Luo… Brother a loli-con?”
“Stop stop stop!”
Luo Xi quickly put a stop to the young man’s words.
“My Little Wolf Girl is so innocent (?), I can’t let her be filled with all sorts of strange knowledge.”
He had figured out that this big brother was a super chatterbox who couldn’t stop talking if his life depended on it, daring to say anything, even casually mentioning his own sexual inclination like it was no big deal.
“Alright, alright, I’ll stop talking.”
Chu Tian smiled, looked up and glanced outside, and said, “Speaking of which, what’s actually going on outside? I’ve been hearing this crackling sound since a while ago, and it should be daylight by now, right? Why does it feel as dark as dusk?”
Just then, a black locust flew over and smashed into the outer side of the silver glow, startling Chu Tian into retreating several steps.
“Damn, what the heck is that?”
Luo Xi inquired, “You don’t know?”
“What should I know?”
Chu Tian got up from the ground and took another look outside. Just at that moment, someone ran past him and a swarm of black locusts caught up, sucking him into a pile of powder that scattered with the wind and snow.
Chu Tian: “Damn.”
Luo Xi frowned and asked, “Didn’t you trigger a mission just now?”
The young man spread his hands: “The mission just now? Nope.”
Luo Xi pondered for a moment.
Perhaps, just by entering this city, one might be safe from the aftermath of the Locust Disaster Lakast? So that’s why no mission was triggered?
“I’ll go outside and take a look.”
Chu Tian evidently thought of the same possibility and thus climbed over the fence, jumping out directly.
Wei’er and Aina watched the young man’s agile movements in astonishment.
Cat Cat tugged at the corner of her mouth, “Didn’t he already lose his visa?”
Aina blinked, “Perhaps this uncle has a second visa?”
Not long after the young man went out, his expression suddenly brightened, and then he attempted to run back.
At that moment, his forehead hit the glow. With a ‘pop’, he was bounced back by the glow.
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Aina grabbed Luo Xi’s sleeve, >_< and said,
“This uncle… he’s been blown away! He can’t come back! Brother Luo Xi, what should we do? This uncle who saved us is going to die. If only we hadn’t used up all the visa entries…”
“Uh…”
Luo Xi thought to himself that this guy, being a game player, could just resurrect anytime and anywhere, so it wasn’t a big deal.
He wondered what the sight of players resurrecting looked like in the eyes of people from this world.
Wei’er doubted whether she was fully awake yet.
What was this person doing?
She couldn’t understand it at all!
Squeak—
The back door of the inn suddenly opened, and a blue visa flew down, accurately landing on the outside of the silver glow.
“Guest, use this.”
The young man quickly picked up the visa and re-entered the glow just before the nearby black locusts flew over to chew him up.
Luo Xi turned his head to look.
A blonde woman in a white cotton dress leaned against the door frame. With her blue eyes, she glanced at the trio of Luo Xi, and then at Chu Tian with a flirtatious, almost smiling expression:
“This guest, you really did make trouble for me, allowing someone into the city who shouldn’t have come in. Shouldn’t I have already told you that Variants shouldn’t be let into the city? Tell me, how should I help you cover this up?”
“You wouldn’t want to be chased out of Winter City now, would you?”