"Ladies and gentlemen, I''m kafulan. As the executive director of omge America in 1979, I''m honored to tell you that among the guests present today, there is a special VIP from a distant country.
As far as I know, when he was a child, during his practice with his father as a doctor, the distinguished guest found that patients taking antibiotics and fungicides can usually alleviate adverse gastric reactions.
At the same time, he felt his father''s role as a doctor in the process of growing up, so he was admitted to the local medical school after graduating from high school, and in the subsequent graduate study, Helicobacter was found in the stomach that we thought could not have bacteria.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Zheng Jianguo with warm applause. It is his persistence that has lifted the veil of Helicobacter pylori for us. It is also his dedication and fearless courage to prove the pathogenicity of the pathogen, so as to help millions of gastritis patients all over the world get correct treatment -- "
With kafulan''s voice and warm applause, a light column suddenly appeared in the dark hall and accurately hit Zheng Jianguo. The light came straight into his eyes. He just knew that this was not the time to care about these, but nodded with a smile to the people on more than a dozen tables around him.
With Zheng Jianguo''s action, the voice of kafulan on the stage also changed: "thank you. Thank you very much for Zheng Jianguo''s arrival. In the past year, the name of Helicobacter pylori has spread all over the world. Based on Zheng''s unreserved dedication of detection methods, it has helped researchers all over the world to confirm suspicious carriers.
Thanks to Zheng''s dedication, the board of directors of omge America branch decided to admit Zheng Jianguo as the special director of omge America branch and fully participate in the work of omge branch. Now let''s invite Mr. Zheng Jianguo to speak on the stage -- "
"Hua Hua --"
Among the applause again, Zheng Jianguo stepped on the podium with more enthusiastic applause than before and looked at the forty or fifty people on more than a dozen tables below. Now he has confirmed that these comrades are the state heads of omge America in 50 states. He was relieved to be able to hold a dinner in this obviously high-end club, A shy smile appeared on his face and said, "thank you, Dr. kafulan, and all the directors of omge America. I''m very excited to be a special director of omge America, which means that Helicobacter pylori will usher in its biggest enemy.
Throughout the past few centuries, the speed of human development is growing faster and faster. When people dreamed of owning cars that travel thousands of miles a day a hundred years ago, we now dream of how to fly to Mars!
Because we have now completed the moon landing plan, which has broken the myths and legends about the moon all over the world. There is no Chang''e holding a moon rabbit living in the fairy palace, nor the moon god Selene and her palace.
Well, now that we have completed the lunar landing plan, people can walk on the moon. Then I want to make a hypothesis, that is, let us imagine what the greatest invention of mankind since history is! "
"Buzzing, buzzing -"
Whispers flashed under the podium, and someone raised his hand to speak. However, Zheng Jianguo ignored the actions of these people, raised his hand, waved and smiled, "what I think is different from everyone''s answer -"
"Zheng -"
Kafulan smiled a little stiff and opened his mouth. Zheng Jianguo restrained his smile and said, "maybe someone will say that the greatest invention is the space shuttle, which is the tool carrying us to the moon and the most cutting-edge scientific and technological crystallization in human history. You are right to think so.
Because the aeroengine is the brightest pearl on the crown of human industry. It is the epitome of human modern industry, but it is useless to ordinary people. For you and me, it is only used during long-distance travel. Aside from this, I think the greatest invention in human history is the toilet. "
"Ha ha -"
A few harsh laughter rang out and disappeared. Zheng Jianguo''s eyes swept over most of the faces with thinking expression. Looking at these faces with colorful eyes and attention, he shrugged and said, "there was laughter just now, but there is no now, which makes me feel that you agree with me. According to my observation and analysis, People will spend two to three years on the toilet in their life. Of course, regardless of gender, women will only be longer. "
"Hehe -"
As Zheng Jianguo''s voice rang out with a kind laugh, he continued with a smile: "there are about 4.5 billion people in the world, but 2.5 billion people don''t have a toilet. They usually use the toilet everywhere, and about 1 billion of these 2.5 billion people are children, children from birth to 16 years old.
They don''t have a toilet, so they don''t have the habit of washing hands after defecation. After all, they don''t have to talk about hygiene when they don''t even have a toilet. According to my research conclusion, the transmission of Helicobacter pylori enters the human body through the mouth, which is the only way of infection.
Now we have conditions and data, so we apply this data to one fifth of the Helicobacter pylori infection found in Europe and America, which is the infection rate of more than 200 million children. In addition, Helicobacter pylori infection is based on families, which is at least 70 million families! Five to a billion people!
This is confirmed by the infection ratio of Europe, America and other developed countries that have promoted public health facilities. If we take the infection probability of the whole province of the Republic as an example, dear members of omge American branch, I can say that the global infection number exceeds 1.5 billion, that is to say, one third of all humans in the world are Helicobacter pylori carriers! "
Zheng Jianguo''s voice fell, and the needles dropped in the whole banquet hall. He looked at different faces of men, women, old and young one by one. These faces were stunned, surprised, shocked and ignored, but Zheng Jianguo didn''t take it to heart, because these things were the data in his memory: "for you, me and his colleagues in the medical field, The greatest invention in the world is not penicillin, which saved hundreds of millions of people, but "sanitary equipment" represented by toilets. In the past two hundred years, the popularity of modern public facilities has greatly extended human life.
As gastroenterologists, you, me and him are witnesses to the great wall of public facilities. The factors from diarrhea to gastrointestinal cancer are caused by unhealthy habits. According to my family, it is the entrance of diseases and pests.
Last year, UNICEF (United Nations Children''s Fund) under who (who) adopted the statement that the goal of health care for all in 2000 was achieved on the condition of primary health care. What can we do? "
“OMGE！！！”
In Zheng Jianguo''s words, the American chapter was removed, but the title of omge was directly changed. With his voice falling, kafulan felt her heart beating heavily. She never thought that omge could be used to be tied with who. After all, the former is only a loose organization spontaneously formed by folk academic groups in various countries, The latter is a subsidiary organ of the United Nations established by the official representatives of various countries!!!
One is a non-governmental organization!
One is the official representative!
Although most of the people here still have other identities, kafulan has never felt this kind of excitement. Of course, Zheng Jianguo quickly said his long prepared plan: "I feel that we can propose to colleagues all over the world to hold an International Conference on Helicobacter pylori and its related micro organisms as soon as possible --"
"Oh, this is a very constructive proposal. Thank you, Zheng Jianguo. Thank you. Now our banquet officially begins -"
Kafulan chucked Zheng Jianguo out of the stage with an elegant smile. Just not long after he returned to his seat, he brought a glass of wine from the waiter''s tray to him, watched him put a piece of shrimp into his mouth, and said with a smile: "Zheng Jianguo, do you know why he invited you now? After all, it has been one year and six months since you found Helicobacter -- "
"Why?"
Zheng Jianguo casually wiped the stains on his hands on the table cloth. Then a pair of eyes fell on the wine glass she held in front of the boastful object. A strange idea flashed in her mind, and she picked her eyebrow and said, "is it because of drinking?"
"Yes, you are very smart. To be exact, these are not drinks. Most of them are less than 5% alcoholic drinks. Just considering your age, in order to avoid you holding drinks to clink glasses with us, I decided to wait until you are an adult and invite you to join omge -"
When Caffrey said this, she did not forget to smile at a man and a woman nearby. Zheng Jianguo also showed his back teeth and laughed. At present, the law of the United States prohibits drinking under the age of 18. He did not know that until 84 years ago, the age limit would be enlarged to under the age of 21. He immediately picked up the glass she handed over and touched both of them, When he raised his face and smiled, he said, "it''s very nice, but I don''t know what this wine is. I have forty or fifty of the Baijiu in my house."
"That''s alcohol ~"
The woman next to him said with a smile. Zheng Jianguo nodded and said, "according to the standard here, that''s alcohol. It''s just Dr. kafulan. What do you think of my previous suggestion?"
"The omge meeting is held every four years. The last time it was held was in 1978, but your suggestion is very constructive -"
Kaplan sipped and soon the color between her pretty face and neck turned pink. Zheng Jianguo''s eyes flickered. He didn''t expect that this person''s drinking capacity was so small. Many people thought that people with red face and thick neck had a good drinking capacity. In fact, this phenomenon occurred because the liver could not decompose ethanol. In other words, this person''s drinking capacity was not good, But the focus of his attention was not the obvious old woman: "that''s what can be considered?"
"As a special director, your suggestion is certainly worthy of attention. In addition, up to now, Helicobacter pylori, Helicobacter pylori, your Helicobacter pylori has become a hot spot in the gastroenterology department, but everyone is frightened by your exaggerated research speed -"
Caffrey raised her eyebrows. Let alone one lancet a year, others may not be able to get it all their life. Since the article was discovered last year, she smashed five articles on lancet in a short year and a half, from discovery to pathogenicity to infectivity, and the recently published infection mechanism, Even if it''s a person who has stripped off Helicobacter pylori, even her pants are gone. As far as she knows, most gastroenterologists may not have seen what this thing looks like.
"This is limited by the American Medical System -"
As Zheng Jianguo said, he spread his hand to the three or five people in the distance. When he saw kafulan in front of him, he was stunned. After thinking, he shrugged and said, "according to the medical system here, I can''t get the biopsy results of more than 10000 Helicobacter pylori patients and 30000 trace infection studies in my life, which can''t be done in the United States, because no one will give up their patients, The law also does not allow the sharing of patients'' cases, which is their privacy -- "
"But abroad, it''s different!"
Kafulan''s eyes widened in an instant. Zheng Jianguo said with his slender index finger. The latter showed a brilliant smile, nodded and said, "well, what Dr. kafulan said is ~ if I''m in China, the patients very much hope that I can analyze their cases. It''s useless even if some doctors have opinions -"
"Zheng, if my stomach is uncomfortable, I will find you. After all, I need you to help me treat this Helicobacter pylori. If I am infected with it, after all, you think this thing will cause cancer -"
The man next to him said with a dim light reflected from his forehead, and the woman next to him laughed: "yes, we also hope that if necessary, we can exchange what we need --"
"Oh, Issa --"
Kafulan silently looked at the woman and fell on Zheng Jianguo''s face. She shook her high eyebrows left and right and said, "ISA is still a specialist in andrology - Zheng, you can consider her if you need it!"
“——”
After silently looking at the woman named Issa, Zheng Jianguo confirmed from the crow''s feet on the corners of her eyes that it was not her sister. It was an aunt. Fortunately, he was now a medical student and a director of omge American branch. After an idea flashed in his mind, he nodded and said, "well, Dr. Issa, if I need to remove some superfluous things, I will consider asking you for help -"
"Oh, that''s a great honor, Zheng. I hope you give me this opportunity. I''ll help you tidy it up ~"
Issa opened her eyes, raised her eyebrows and smiled with exaggeration. She said that detective Zheng Jianguo took another glass of wine from the waiter tray passing by. In her mind, the identity of the aunt''s andrology expert led to something she had ignored before: "the invention of the blue pill seems to have been accidentally knocked out of the heart medicine?"