Chapter 96: Bini Frogs & Existential Crises_A Practical Guide to Sorcery

Chapter 96: Bini Frogs & Existential Crises

 Sebastien

 Month 1, Day 28, Thursday 1:45 p.m.

 After the unsatisfactory conversation with Tanya, Sebastien went to see the overall mid-term results openly posted on the library notifications board. She was apanied by Damien, Ana, and the other Crown Family group members, who she didn’t exactly want to call friends but seemed to be spending more and more time with.

 As they entered, she noticed a group of upper-term students blocking off a lounge alcove near the entrance, their eyes darting around in obvious, nervous glee, asionally using their hands to cover immature giggles.

 Sebastien ignored whatever mischief they were up to, moving on to the notifications board. She was closer to the front of the rankings than she had feared, having gotten about ny percent of the avable points across her six sses. She had done quite well in Practical Casting, Natural Science, History, and Modern Magics, modestly well in Sympathetic Science, and about average in Defense. Out of the three thousand students who had started the term, they had already lost about a hundred. Sebastien was ranked in the low three hundreds, which Professor Lacer wouldn’t find particrly impressive, but should satisfy his minimum requirements.

 At the very least, it was a stronger performance than her entrance exams. As opposed to facing aprehensive test of anything and everything the professors felt appropriate, the mid-terms had only covered what they’d already learned. Additionally, she’d been better prepared for how they would be graded, which had paid off especially well in Pecanty’s ss.

 Sebastien threaded her way back out of the crowd teeming like minnows around the board, and the others joined her after a few minutes.

 “I still beat your score, Sebastien!” Damien announced, preening like a little rooster. “I got rank one hundred twelve.”

 “Congrattions,” she said, making sure not to seem frustrated. She didn’t always have to be the very best. And besides, she’d had many other projects taking up time she might have otherwise spent on studying. Sure, Damien was taking one more ss than her and had still managed, but surely she was busier than him?

 “We are all in the top five hundred,” Ana announced.

 “Except for me,” Alec said, giving the girl a look of mixed anger and shame, his hands stuffed deep in his pockets. “But I still did pretty good,pared to normal. My father won’t have any reason to be angry. He doesn’t expect much at this point, as long as I don’t embarrass him. I guess all that tutoring with Newton actually did help.” He rocked back and forth on his feet during the couple of awkward seconds that followed, looking at the floor.

 “Sorry,” Ana said with a reconciliatory smile.

 Alec shrugged. “No harm done.”

 Ana slipped her arm through his, giving a little tug. “You worked hard. Cheer up, Alec. We’re now all one-eighteenth done with our higher schooling.”

 Alec snorted. “So encouraging. One-eighteenth already?” He tightened his voice to give a high-pitched imitation of Ana. “Guys, that’s basically nearing the end already!” He gave his nonexistent long hair a dramatic flip and fluttered his eyshes.

 Ana punched him in the arm, and he stumbled away from her, but both were grinning.

 Sebastien was too aware of the people whispering about her to get drawn into the banter. At first, she thought the whispers were because of the incident with Newton, but when she scowled at a group of particrly obvious women, one returned Sebastien a bold, flirtatious smile.

 Thrown off, Sebastien looked away. ‘Either the attention has nothing to do with the rogue magic incident at all, or these women are somehow attracted to men who’ve recently had a close brush with death. How foolish can you get, that something like this could make me seem like a more viable partner.’ She wasn’t sure if it was better than being a pariah, which at least would have been a more rational response from the other students.

 “They’re drawn to the idea of danger,” Rhett said, as if reading Sebastien’s mind. He pped Sebastien on the shoulder and leaned in to murmur in her ear. “Apparently there are some extra benefits to being associated with you.” With a wink, he turned toward the girls with a sad look on his face. “My friend Sebastien is so brave… Have you heard what happened?”

 The women cooed and simpered, drawing Rhett into their midst.

 A quick sh of irritation that he would take advantage of her situation to flirt with vapid women bloomed inside Sebastien, but instead of slicing him to ribbons with her tongue, she turned to leave. ‘It’s not a big deal. I’m just on edge. I’ll consider this his repayment for organizing my notes.’

 Brinn hurried to catch up with her. “Sorry about Rhett. He doesn’t mean anything bad by it, that’s just how he is. I can say something to him if it’s bothering you.”

 Sebastien gave the taller boy a small, strained smile. “No, it’s okay. I’m just feeling a little…off.”

 Brinn nodded easily. “Anyone would be. You can’t expect to go right back to normal after such a traumatic event. Be kind to yourself.”

 Sebastien’s smile rxed and grew a little bigger. “Be kind to myself, huh?”

 “Well, you can’t count on anyone else to be.”

 She eyed Brinn for a moment, until he ducked his head shyly, a quick blush rising to his cheeks. ‘He’s the most likable of the entire group,’ she decided, ‘except maybe for Ana. But Ana is likable to everyone, like a bright light. Brinn is like thest cookie in the jar, a little stale but still sweet—a surprise.’

 She wasn’t stupid enough to say this out loud, because she’d learned that people didn’t appreciate mixedpliments, but the whole thought was wiped from her mind when an unfamiliar rm cut through the building, followed shortly by screaming.

 Sebastien’s blood chilled as she stumbled through the panicking crowd, looking for the source of danger, her fist tight around her Conduit.

 Her mind went nk when she saw it, stuttering as she struggled toprehend.

 A sky kraken, so huge that even one of its eyeballs matched her in height, had descended upon the library building and was looking in through a window, its glistening, chameleon-like flesh rippling with every twitch of the giant eye. A tentacle pressed against the window, seeming to tap on it inquisitively.

 Near the window, the upper-term students she’d seen earlier were standing frozen, staring up at the creature in awe and fear.

 Sebastien’s eyes narrowed. No. Not awe and fear. Excitement and poorly-suppressed glee? She had seen simr expressions on people ying cards with her father when they got a particrly good hand. ‘Did they summon that creature?’

 Outrage flushed her with heat so suddenly she grew faint, the sensations of her body falling away. But then the kraken tapped again, its eye twitching. The image blurred just a bit with its movement. “An illusion,” she said aloud. Then even louder, “It’s an illusion!”

 Some of the students near her caught her words and calmed, inspecting the window more closely.

 “There isn’t even a window on that part of the wall,” she said louder.

 The whole prank dissolved at that point, with library and administration workers descending on the group of upper-term students who had cast the illusion like the hammer of judgment. The wall went back to normal, the pranksters were told off and assigned punishments, and Sebastien left; she had better things to do than stand around gawking.

 She flexed her fingers, shook out her arms, and rubbed the back of her neck to release some of the painful tension her body had umted in those few initial moments of panic.

 “That was amazing!” Damien yelled, running up behind her.

 “It could have gotten someone trampled to death,” she bit back.

 His smile lost its exuberance. “But it was impressive, right? Even better than some of the illusion ys I’ve seen when the big troupes are in town. Very convincing.”

 Sebastien had to admit he was right, though she’d never seen a professional illusion y. “Even so,” she grumbled, leaving Damien to roll his eyes.

 The next day, Sebastien struggled to rise from her bed, feeling as if a great weight were pressing her down under the safety of her warm nkets, until Damien brought her some coffee from his morning study group. The concern on his face alone was enough to get her out into the harsh reality of morning without dy. ‘Thest thing I want is more questions about if I’m okay.’

 In Modern Magics, Sebastien’s first of only two sses on Fridays, Professor Burberry followed up on their project of the week, a scouring bath alchemical concoction. Sebastien had missed most of the lessons on theory, as well as their preliminary introduction to brewing, but she would make the actual concoction today.

 While Modern Magics was not the most difficult ss, it gave students a good grounding in many of the basic thaumaturgic crafts, which was the point of a practical ss. Still, at times Sebastien wished it were a bit more challenging.

 This was not one of those times.

 Sebastien stared blearily up at the board while Professor Burberry spoke.

 “We have a special opportunity today,” Burberry said. “We are going to be brewing this scouring bath with a more potentponent than you might normally have ess to. The University’s Zoology section is providing us with a few dozen bini frogs in their male form, which have a corrosive skin. You will be killing them, dissecting them into their useful parts, and then using a couple of strips of their skin in your concoction. If you feel queasy or lightheaded at the thought of killing and dissecting a frog, I have some anti-anxiety potions at my desk. See me for a dose.”

 As the student aides for the ss passed out jars with therge, bubble-skinned frogs inside, Burberry introduced them. “The bini frog is a magical creaturemonly found in northern peat bogs. What makes them interesting is that they are both mother and father to their offspring, not through asexual reproduction, but through a hormone change that allows them toy eggs as a female and then fertilize them as a male. They’re a good example of how hormones can affect and regte gene expression, as only their male forms have the caustic skin. The same frog not only looks different, but also behaves differently, and has different magical properties.”

 Ana leaned over to Sebastien, murmuring, “Bini frogs are being used in some interesting research to allow same-sex couples to have children.” She sighed. “I would love to invest in it, but it’s beyond the Gervin Family’s domain, and Father isn’t interested.”

 Sebastien replied absentmindedly, a little worm of a thought wriggling distractingly in the back of her mind. “Can’t you decide to invest on your own, separate from the Family? Thew doesn’t state that you can’t, as long as the domain isn’t controlled by another of the Crown Families that opposes your entrance, right? What you might consider small sums of pocket money could still be significant to the researchers.”

 Ana replied, but Sebastien couldn’t concentrate on her answer, because the worm of a thought had crawled up and made itself known to her consciousness. ‘Could the bini frog have been aponent in whatever spell the amulet casts on me to create Sebastien?’ She had been researching how the brain worked for her developmental sleep-proxy spell, but for some reason, despite seeing how important hormones were over and over, she had never really applied that understanding to her own situation.

 Hormones affected not just the body, but the brain.

 Sebastien stood abruptly, cutting off Ana’s words with a muttered, “Bathroom,” before hurrying from the ss.

 A quick peek under the stalls showed they were all empty of feet, so she had her existential crisis in front of the mirror over the sinks, which pumped in fresh water at will, just another example of the wonders of modern invention.

 ‘How much of someone’s personalityes from their brain, and how much from their hormones?’

 The question sent cold spider legs crawling down her back, and she stared into her own reflected eyes, trying to takefort in the fact that those, at least, were the same in both of her bodies. ‘Are my hormones the same as Sebastien and as Siobhan?’ That seemed impossible, simply because of the distinction in sex. Her brain itself might not even be the same. After all, everything else was different. ‘But injuries transfer over. And my blood is traceable in either form. So what does that mean?’

 Unlike the frogs, she was not swapping between sexes—between different expressions of her own body. Which would have been mind-bending enough on its own. No, she was shifting into a different body entirely. ‘How much needs to change before I’m someone else? Even my name is different.’

 She realized she was panting and leaned over to ssh some cold water on her face. ‘Have I been feeling differently, thinking differently?’ She hadn’t noticed and wasn’t sure she could tell. After all, she was not an objective, outside observer.

 For a moment, the stream of water sounded like a calm, insistent humming, and she jerked her head back, staring at it in rm. She turned the faucet off, then snapped her fingers next to her ears to disrupt the phantom memory of sound, takingfort in the agitated pounding of her heart.

 Discovering the truth of her fears would take more than just awareness and introspection. Understanding the effects of such magic would require extensive study, hundreds of subjects monitored by objective outside agents as they underwent the same transition she had. But this, of course, was impossible for more than one reason.

 She had continually reassured herself that she was the same person, that a change of bodies meant nothing about who she was on the inside, and in fact had felt bizarrelyfortable in either body, after getting over the initial shock. Thatfort might be a sign to the negative, however, since it could have been an effect of the spell itself, meant to mitigate the chance of a mental breakdown.

 She wiped her frigid, wet hands over the back of her neck, taking a perverse thrill in the shiver that wracked her body. Water dripped from her blondeshes. ‘My consciousness is continuous between both forms. There’s no interruption. My memories are the same. It’s not as if I’m temporarily killing andter resurrecting either version of myself each time I switch. Even if the transformation is affecting my personality, I still consider me to be “myself” under the effects of alcohol or other substances. Why can’t this be the same? My name might change, and my body, but there is something deeper than that, something that makes me me, which is constant.’ The words felt right, but still, she was unsure.

 ‘There is no evidence of a soul,’ she admitted to herself. ‘And without that, what am I except for the consciousness created by my body? The consciousness which is dependent upon my body.’ When the Aberrant had taken control of her body, forcing her to calm, its effect had infected more than just her physical flesh. Her mind had begun to lose its grip, too. And what was she, if not her mind? ‘If I do not run my own mind, what runs it? If I don’t control my own thoughts, my own decisions, my own feelings, where is the barrier between “me” and “other?” Will I even notice if I cease to be myself?’

 Though she had been trying not to think of it, blood and fire shed across her mind’s eye. Squeezing her eyes closed, she pressed a knuckle into her temple until it hurt—until it felt like she would leave a bruise—but the pain pushed the memory away.

 Her panic had grown toorge to grasp entirely, and so, perversely, was settling into a dull dread instead. ‘That all may be true, but does it actually matter?’ She was at school, away from the string Aberrant that was once Newton. It couldn’t get her. And it was dead by now anyway, proper punishment for devouring Newton and killing those people. It couldn’t control, or consume, anyone.

 And as for her body, she couldn’t be sure that she was feeling exactly the same as she would have, entertaining the exact thoughts she would be in her original form, but it felt authentic. If she had thought of these possibilities when she first discovered the effects of the amulet, she might have been more frightened at the implications, but she had been switching back and forth for months now and noticed no adverse effects. ‘Perhaps now is not the time to have a mental breakdown. There is nothing I can do about it, after all. I won’t give up the opportunities that Sebastien allows me, and I won’t throw away my past as Siobhan. If some part of my mind is lost and reced every time, which isn’t necessarily the case—I don’t know how the artifact works, after all—at least my magic seems to be constant.’

 When her fingers had stopped trembling, she wiped away the water, leaving her cheeks and nose red from the cold. She dug out a small jar of bruise balm from her bag and wiped it on her temple as a preemptive measure. Staring at her dark eyes in the mirror, she whispered, “I’m in control,” and when she was sure they seemed confident in that statement, she returned to the ssroom.

 Burberry gave Sebastien a half-sympathetic, half-exasperated look, then offered her a dose of anti-anxiety potion. “I get a few dozen who don’t have the stomach for dissection every term. It’s nothing to be ashamed of,” the woman said kindly.

 Sebastien epted the potion and returned to her desk, though her anxiety had nothing to do with the killing and dissecting of a magical frog.

 “That was kind of her,” Ana murmured with a small smile. “Very discreet.”

 Sebastien had no idea what Ana was talking about, too busy downing the potion in a single gulp. Its magic took effect quickly, but not before she had the sudden thought that this, too, was a mind-altering substance. Under the effects of the potion, she felt that she really had overreacted. The question of identity was a serious one with important implications, but it was not as though she was trapped in this body. If it really was affecting her mind, she should first decide if that was actually uneptable rather than simply horrifying. If she found that it was uneptable, she would eventually return to her original form for good. When she was ready.

 To distract herself from her thoughts, Sebastien reached out for a topic of conversation. “Ana, with everything that’s happened, I forgot to ask if your little sister was alright, after you had to leave in such a rushst week.”

 Ana, who was using a scalpel to remove the frog’s tiny lungs, didn’t reply for a few seconds. “She’s okay. I got her another artifact to wear that she can use to alert me if any more situations like that arise. It was Damien’s idea.”

 ‘I wonder where he got that one,’ Sebastien thought wryly, thinking of the bracelets they both wore. “Does your Cousin Whoever do things like this often?”

 “Cousin Robbie. His father encourages him. Both my uncles take every opportunity to discredit or make Nat and me seem weak—to make us seem unworthy as heirs to the Gervin Family. They encourage their children to do the same. Alec could have turned out much worse, really. He’s nothing like Cousin Robbie. Uncle Malcolm and Randolph are hoping to convince my father to name one of them, or maybe their children, as heir.”

 “But he wouldn’t actually do that, would he?”

 Ana hesitated. “My father… Well, all three brothers have some antiquated views about the capabilities and ‘proper ce’ of women.”

 Sebastien snorted. “Really? But you’re a thaumaturge, same as the rest of them. Women might be physically weaker than men, but our—your magic is in no way inferior. Our magic is no different, nor our capability as leaders.”

 Ana shrugged. “The truth doesn’t actually matter to a certain kind of person. ‘Women—so emotional. Weak mind, weak Will,’” she said, obviously quoting someone unpleasant. She sighed. “Really, it’s a remnant of our grandfather, and my mother doesn’t help the situation. She married into the Family, and—” Ana cut off, shaking her head as she used small scissors to snip away the bini frog’s intestines. “Well. In any case, my father has the option to choose his heir, and while he has made no actual derations, I’ve seen the way things have been going over thest few years. I’ve tried to disy mypetence, but his brothers’ opinions carry too much weight.”

 They were both silent for a few seconds, and then Sebastien asked, “Is that why you never wear skirts or dresses?”

 Ana gave a short, sharpugh. “I’ve been wearing pants at every opportunity since I first tried them as a child. Drove my mother spare, but eventually she gave up, except for special asions. Perhaps it does have something to do with wanting to seem more capable, but really they’re just so much morefortable and practical. Do you know how cold skirts are in winter? And have you ever tried to run without shing your thighs?”

 Sebastien coughed into her fist. “Well, I’ve never worn skirts. But I believe you.”

 “My uncles have grown more aggressive with their campaign as I get older. I’m fine, I can handle it, but Nat… Now that I’m gone, she has no one to shield orfort her. My mother tries, but she’s afraid of conflict and stepping outside of eptable social boundaries, so sometimes she can be almost as bad as the rest of them. I think she’d prefer it if I could just marry a nice man who would take over running the Family while I indulge in hobbies and run a charity or something.” Ana got a little too violent with her frog, and its slippery kidney went shooting off onto the floor.

 She hurried to retrieve the bean-sized organ before Burberry noticed, and when she returned she gave Sebastien a demure smile. “Everything’s fine overall, I’m just…frustrated. I feel helpless.”

 Sebastien knew that smile was fake. She’d seen its overly sweet rays pointed at too many other people to believe it. Ana’s real smile was slightly lopsided, edging on a smirk. “Assuming you don’t want to be usurped by your uncles or one of your cousins, or to marry a man who will keep you as arm candy, you can’t just let them go on like this. You’re being passive, reactive. You need to be the aggressor if you want things to change.”

 Ana set down her dissection tools, turning to look at Sebastien more fully.

 Sebastien continued, peeling the frog’s skin off with careful slices of her scalpel. “You need a more permanent solution to your problem.” It was something she might not normally have said, if she wasn’t still shaken up—something honest.

 Ana hesitated, then asked, “What kind of permanent solution?”

 “Nothing that could backfire and harm you severely if it goes wrong. Nothing…illegal. Something that would cut off their source of power and influence at its roots. You know more about the situation and the people involved than me—you’re the one who would know what might work best.”

 Ana was uncharacteristically silent for a while, before murmuring, “I would need help…”

 “Mmm,” Sebastien agreed absently, distracted with brewing the scouring concoction.

 After turning in a single vial for grading, Sebastien carefully packaged and kept the leftoverponents, since no one seemed to keep track of those things, or care. Some students just threw away the remainder, not caring that they were basically throwing away coin. Sebastien had umted a handful of randomponents this way over the course of the term. As they were filing out of the ssroom, Sebastien wondered if she might secretly replenish other supplies from the University’s stock.

 She was trying to calcte if the benefit was worth the risk when she heard someone say Newton’s name in a scandalized tone. Her head pivoted toward the source as if pulled by a string.

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Chapter 96: Bini Frogs & Existential Crises